Humor, he writes. Small thing, big package.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I call BULLSHIT. Well, actually, I hope it’s not bullshit because it appears that the last time I was here to post anything was back in November. I don’t even remember November but I … Continued
OH. MY. GOD. I’ve been off this site for so long I had forgotten how to log in to it. Luckily, some hackers in Europe were kind enough to reset my password for me in exchange for my ATM PIN … Continued
OHMYGOD I AM SO SORRY. I apologize for not posting here in a very long time. I’ve been having issues with the site that I’m pretty sure have something to do with the software it’s running on. As a side … Continued
Everyone knows that one of the greatest joys of parenting is being able to embarrass your child in public. I take great pride in making my children as uncomfortable as possible as often as possible because it better prepares them … Continued
I just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a safe and happy 2017! I know I’ve got some big things coming up in the new year, and am grateful for all of you who are willing to come … Continued
It’s time. I’m going to be taking a couple of weeks off for the holidays, so I thought I’d leave you all with my version of the classic Holiday Letter that everyone hates. I hope you all have a fantastic … Continued
WARNING THIS POST MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK AND HAS CARTOON DEPICTIONS OF NOOKIE STUFF AND ALSO ELVES. ******************* It’s that time of year when Shelf Elves make their annual appearance. For those of you who luckily have NO … Continued
