RIGHT NOW – at this very instant – you can buy “Romantic as Hell.”


Here are the links and THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYONE. This was a loooooooooong time coming.

I hope you love it.

Amazon Paperback (link to the Kindle is there as well):

Barnes and Noble paperback:

Some editorial reviews:


“Rodney’s hilarious work is a much needed uplifting romp in the very boring world of self-help dating books. A fun read!” Angelique Frenchy Morgan, Reality TV Star and Author


“I didn’t read this book, but I bet it’s hysterical.”  – Jen Mann, NYT bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat


“There are moments when Rodney sounds like he’s dropping legitimate science about romance and the laws of attraction. Then he totally blows it. Luckily for us, those are the best parts. But seriously, I cannot stress this enough, do not believe anything this man tells you, they are the frantic ravings of a madman. Do read everything he writes though because he is hilarious.” Jessica Ziegler, Science of Parenthood and The Big Book of Parenting Tweets series


“Rodney has once again given readers a hilarious, often disturbingly honest look into the thought process of the male species. Not only do men get tips on how to be romantic as hell, but women can accurately prepare their reactions when their significant other attempts to sext and instead sends you a message that gets them on the FBI watch list. Everyone laughs and everyone wins.” – Abby Heugel, author of the “Abby Has Issues” series


“Rodney’s twisted humor about courtship and relationships can’t hide the fact that he actually provides roundabout ‘decent’ advice. Plus he gives you adult arts and crafts you can do while you drink! Did I mention there’s pictures? Yes, an adult picture book! So stop doing that awkward dance in the aisles of Hallmark (yes we see you, and yes it makes us really uncomfortable) and read this book instead. If you play your cards right you’ll have women eating out of your hands and at the very least you’ll have…this book.” Julie Zantopoulos, VP & Senior Editor, The Indie Chicks, Inc.


“In Romantic as Hell, Rodney Lacroix has given us a manual for making sweet romance and keeping it. He’s also given us a whole lot of belly laughs.” Rosanna Leo, author of the Gemini Island Shifters series


“I came prepared to laugh my ass off, and I did. What I did not expect was the underlying tone of sincerity. Hidden among the humor nuggets are gems of advice that everyone should listen to.” Sierra, host of The Curvaceous Bounty of Sin City Radio Show

“I didn’t know I needed tips on how to be romantic until I read this book. If I can ever stop laughing at Rodney’s hilarious examples, I might try some of his suggestions. Nah, on second thought, if I had that much time I’d read this book again.” Vicki Lesage, author of Confessions of a Paris Party Girl


“Rodney’s hilarious Romantic as Hell saved my marriage. I was reading it, which made me laugh-snort wine out of nose, and my husband was like “you’re gross” but then he was like, “wait is that wine?” and then we got drunk and had the sexiest sex in the sexdom of Sextonia! And by “sex” I mean we passed out, but it was still AMAZING. Thank you, Rodney!” Amy Vansant, Author

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