Tag: 99 cents

13 Jan 2016

“Romantic” is ON SALE for 99 Cents right now

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: events, updates | 0

Okay, so I interrupt our regularly scheduled non-posting of shit on here to let you know that RIGHT NOW I have “Romantic as Hell” on sale for Kindle at just 99 CENTS! That’s $4 cheaper than it usually is. If … Continued

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