Tag: justin guarini

1 Jun 2015

Holy crap holy crap holy crap

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: Books, news, updates | 0

So, turns out I have some pretty high-profile backers of my upcoming book. I just got Justin Guarini to endorse “Romantic as Hell” and my boner hasn’t gone done since I’ve received his quote. I’m not gay, just really excited. … Continued

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