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22 Aug 2016

Things I Learned on a Cruise – Part Two

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, kids, parenting, Uncategorized, vacation | 1

Okay. I thought I was done with my “Things I Learned on a Cruise” but then I realized after writing Part One I forgot some things that happened on our 7-Day trip to Bermuda that I should probably mention, mainly … Continued

15 Aug 2016

Things I Learned on a Cruise – Part One

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, kids, parenting, vacation | 5

Sorry I’ve been away from this site for so long, but it’s summer and I’m lazy and I just got back from a family vacation. Mostly it’s the lazy part but for the last 10 days I’ve been completely away … Continued

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