Balls. I’m writing about balls.

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Writing update for you!!

I’m working on a new project.

I’m actually working on two projects but the first project was taking longer than I wanted and I was really looking forward to getting a book out this year so, well, I started another one.


The Vasectomy Diaries Cover


Obviously this is a rough working copy of the cover.

I expect some awesome quote about it being a funny book about nut surgery up top by Dr. Oz or something. I guess we’ll see.

I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR A COOL, SHORT TAG LINE for the book, so please hit me up or add it as a post comment if you think of one.

As I write this, I’m about 14k words in and at the point where the doctor stabs me in my boys with a needle. So to say that writing this is a painful experience is an understatement.

It’s going to be a fairly short read for a book, but it’s something I’ve wanted to do.

If you’ve read my first book, Things Go Wrong for Me, the title may sound familiar. The last chapter of that book goes by the same name.

I can tell you, though, that this book is COMPLETELY new and has an entirely different humor aspect than the few pages in that chapter.

I can’t wait for you to read it.

It’s gonna be the bal-

Nope. I can’t. I can’t subject you to that pun.

Stay tuned.