Things I Learned from my Colonoscopy
Some things I learned from my colonoscopy
Of absence and college and stress
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I call BULLSHIT. Well, actually, I hope it’s not bullshit because it appears that the last time I was here to post anything was back in November. I don’t even remember November but I … Continued
Of College tours and amicable divorces and some other stuff
OH. MY. GOD. I’ve been off this site for so long I had forgotten how to log in to it. Luckily, some hackers in Europe were kind enough to reset my password for me in exchange for my ATM PIN … Continued
Getting Dirty, Sexy and Funny on The Jenny McCarthy Show
It’s all over. At 10:20 AM on Thursday, June 15th (which happens to be my wife’s birthday SHOUT OUT TO MY HOT WIFE HEYOOOOOOO), I called into The Jenny McCarthy Show on SIRIUS XM Radio to talk about The Vasectomy … Continued
But Did You Die?
If you enjoy reading humor (which is why I assume you’re here – although I use the term ‘humor’ loosely when referencing myself because according to my wife I’m the only one who finds myself funny), then you know the … Continued
Run out and get SIRIUS XM RADIO right now because omgomgomgomg
OHMYGOD I AM SO SORRY. I apologize for not posting here in a very long time. I’ve been having issues with the site that I’m pretty sure have something to do with the software it’s running on. As a side … Continued
Sciatica-ca
It is approaching my 7-year anniversary of my herniated disc back surgery. Which also marks the 7-year anniversary of my hell known as “a pinched sciatic nerve.” The pinching of my sciatic nerve brought me to a neurosurgeon who performed … Continued
“The Vasectomy Diaries” is finally..um…”released.”
IT’S HERE!! Finally. Phew. My latest book, “The Vasectomy Diaries,” was officially released today! I’ve already received 19 5-star reviews and have some accolades from some amazing folk: “So funny, you’ll bust a nut laughing.” – Jenna McCarthy, Author “The … Continued