Some updates and info on where I’ve been, what I’ve been doing and who I’ve been doing it to.
The posts, the articles, the "mental poo," if you will.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I call BULLSHIT. Well, actually, I hope it’s not bullshit because it appears that the last time I was here to post anything was back in November. I don’t even remember November but I … Continued
OH. MY. GOD. I’ve been off this site for so long I had forgotten how to log in to it. Luckily, some hackers in Europe were kind enough to reset my password for me in exchange for my ATM PIN … Continued
WELL HELLO THERE. I know, I know. It’s been a while. The last time I updated was just after appearing on the Jenny McCarthy Show in June. My absence could probably be explained by her and I running away together … Continued
It’s all over. At 10:20 AM on Thursday, June 15th (which happens to be my wife’s birthday SHOUT OUT TO MY HOT WIFE HEYOOOOOOO), I called into The Jenny McCarthy Show on SIRIUS XM Radio to talk about The Vasectomy … Continued
If you enjoy reading humor (which is why I assume you’re here – although I use the term ‘humor’ loosely when referencing myself because according to my wife I’m the only one who finds myself funny), then you know the … Continued
OHMYGOD I AM SO SORRY. I apologize for not posting here in a very long time. I’ve been having issues with the site that I’m pretty sure have something to do with the software it’s running on. As a side … Continued
Our youngest was playing with a sticker book on the coffee table the other day. After she was done, she happened to leave the sticker sheet lying around which, of course, immediately caught my eye. Why? This is why: … Continued
It is approaching my 7-year anniversary of my herniated disc back surgery. Which also marks the 7-year anniversary of my hell known as “a pinched sciatic nerve.” The pinching of my sciatic nerve brought me to a neurosurgeon who performed … Continued