Tag: open houses

15 Nov 2017

Of College tours and amicable divorces and some other stuff

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, parenting, rants, school | 1

OH. MY. GOD. I’ve been off this site for so long I had forgotten how to log in to it. Luckily, some hackers in Europe were kind enough to reset my password for me in exchange for my ATM PIN … Continued

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Wrapping the kids presents. Also known as three hours of my wife yelling OMG JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN THING AND I’LL DO IT

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In the time it takes to read the entire Lord of the Rings literary collection, my dog is still probably looking for a suitable place to poo.

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I’ve reached that age where even after I drink a Red Bull my wings are, like, uggggghhh.

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When I eat veggies I can't stop farting and then I fart so much that my anus bleeds a little. Chili's waiter: You could have just said "No side of broccoli."

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[Shark Tank] Me: Just hear me out. Mutable children. Sharks: [throw millions at me]

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