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15 Nov 2017

Of College tours and amicable divorces and some other stuff

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, parenting, rants, school | 1

OH. MY. GOD. I’ve been off this site for so long I had forgotten how to log in to it. Luckily, some hackers in Europe were kind enough to reset my password for me in exchange for my ATM PIN … Continued

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I just tripped over my own foot so [withdraws Cirque de Soleil job application]

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[first day at CSI] Forensic Scientist: The clues point to the Amazon delivery man as the murderer. Me: Seems like we have a [lowers sunglasses] Prime suspect.

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Parents should be able to change Alexa's name to "Hey Kids" so they can pretend they're being listened to at least some of the time.

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People think I'm apathetic but I don't care.

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Murphy’s Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Alice’s Law: The cleaning lady will always come to clean the restroom when you’re in the middle of the biggest shit of your life.

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