Run out and get SIRIUS XM RADIO right now because omgomgomgomg


I apologize for not posting here in a very long time. I’ve been having issues with the site that I’m pretty sure have something to do with the software it’s running on.

As a side note, I’m in Software Quality Assurance and can’t figure this out. This is why all the stuff on your computer crashes constantly.


I was asked to appear on Jenny McCarthy’s SIRIUS XM Radio show on June 17th to promote “The Vasectomy Diaries” The Vasectomy Diariesfor Father’s Day!


I’m beyond excited. Like, crazy excited. So much so that I’ve given away all my remaining Viagra to a homeless shelter.


On June 11th, my good friend and fellow author, Jen Mann, will be publishing a new book called “But Did You Die?” – an anthology of parenting horror stories.

You will find me in there along with a ton of funny people. The book is hysterical. I can’t wait for it to hit the shelves.

That’s all the news for now! I’ll keep you posted as dates get closer and thank you, as always, for reading!

  1. Peg

    I’m so looking forward to hearing you on Jenny’s show. Barring the fact that my asshole neighbor changed his Wi-Fi password, I will get it bacK. His last password was PASSWORD. I’m also looking forward to buying But Did You Die because I was in a near-fatal accident years back. Some moron took my baby sisters (3&5) to see my demolished, burnt to a crisp vehicle. My youngest sister asked “Did you die?” after I woke up from my coma. This sounds like it could become a family tradition. Your book The Vasectomy Diaries, is perfect for my nephew, who is currently on parole. He has quite a few kids and has never married. Family reunions usually end with the police showing up and a few being taken away. I’m sure he’ll enjoy this during his coming stint in Attica. He’s not a big guy at 5’2″, so hopefully the book is thick enough to fend off advances since he’s always the WIFE.