Tag: hell

10 Mar 2015

TEASER ALERT!

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: Books, Uncategorized, updates | 0

For those of you looking forward to my next book, “Romantic as Hell,” I hereby offer this snippet from the Introduction page just so you can see what type of literary genius you’re in for (click the image so you … Continued

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