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More like a “Dicker” book.
22 Mar 2017

More like a “Dicker” book.

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, kids, parenting, wtf | 1

Our youngest was playing with a sticker book on the coffee table the other day. After she was done, she happened to leave the sticker sheet lying around which, of course, immediately caught my eye. Why? This is why:   … Continued

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