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More like a “Dicker” book.
22 Mar 2017

More like a “Dicker” book.

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, kids, parenting, wtf | 1

Our youngest was playing with a sticker book on the coffee table the other day. After she was done, she happened to leave the sticker sheet lying around which, of course, immediately caught my eye. Why? This is why:   … Continued

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Sciatica-ca
21 Feb 2017

Sciatica-ca

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: rants, wtf | 2

It is approaching my 7-year anniversary of my herniated disc back surgery. Which also marks the 7-year anniversary of my hell known as “a pinched sciatic nerve.” The pinching of my sciatic nerve brought me to a neurosurgeon who performed … Continued

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Shelf Elf Kama Sutra
5 Dec 2016

Shelf Elf Kama Sutra

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: Christmas, family, kids, parenting, wtf | 1

WARNING THIS POST MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK AND HAS CARTOON DEPICTIONS OF NOOKIE STUFF AND ALSO ELVES. ******************* It’s that time of year when Shelf Elves make their annual appearance. For those of you who luckily have NO … Continued

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