Samara Speaks to Me
The beautiful and talented and often very filthy Samara Rose interviewed me on her blog, “Samara Speaks.” Of course, she titled the post, “How To Make Your Penis Bigger“ because we all know that’s what draws in the readers. I … Continued
Holy shitballs
Sometimes the sheer power of social media makes me do a double-take. Sometimes I also do a spit-take. Sometimes I also do a double spit-take. I have to clean up a lot and my neck usually hurts. I’ve digressed. Recently, … Continued
A new book idea ON THE DRAWING BOARD
So I’m playing with the idea that my next book will be cartoons only. I think I’ve mentioned this before – I certainly have enough drawings and cartoons and pictures to include in it, it’s just a matter of getting … Continued
WTF is happening
So, not sure what the hell is going on, and I’m certainly not complaining about it at all, but my books have been sitting in the Top 5 list of Amazon paid books in the Humor/Parenting category for about two … Continued
Thou Shalt Not Tell a Lie. Unless Thou is Married
Today I have a guest post AND a great book giveaway bundle to boot! Please welcome Vikki Claflin, author of the blog Laugh Lines to my site! Also, when you’re done reading, check out the giveaway links at the bottom and enter … Continued
Maybe my liver is trying to tell me something
My wife and I enjoy our libations on the weekends because we have children and that’s pretty much it. Our favorite new drink of choice is called “Angry Balls” which involves me dropping my pants and slowly squatt- Wait. Never … Continued
It’s all Downhill from Here
First up, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching so it would probably be a good time to go get your loved one a book of mine because you will get banged SO HARD you guys. True story. Okay. Now that that’s … Continued
Getting ready to drive me nuts
My daughter, as of this writing, is 15. As such, she will be eligible to get behind the wheel of an actual automobile and begin practicing her driving in the next few months. Please keep in mind my daughter has, … Continued
It’s all about meme
I’m old. I don’t know if this is news to you, but I’m at the age where if my wife tells me that my hair is messy I know exactly which one she’s talking about. [golf clap] So it shouldn’t … Continued