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Things I learned in Mexico
8 Aug 2017

Things I learned in Mexico

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: blog, family, kids, vacation | 2

WELL HELLO THERE. I know, I know. It’s been a while. The last time I updated was just after appearing on the Jenny McCarthy Show in June. My absence could probably be explained by her and I running away together … Continued

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Things I Learned on a Cruise – Part Two
22 Aug 2016

Things I Learned on a Cruise – Part Two

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, kids, parenting, Uncategorized, vacation | 1

Okay. I thought I was done with my “Things I Learned on a Cruise” but then I realized after writing Part One I forgot some things that happened on our 7-Day trip to Bermuda that I should probably mention, mainly … Continued

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Things I Learned on a Cruise – Part One
15 Aug 2016

Things I Learned on a Cruise – Part One

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, kids, parenting, vacation | 5

Sorry I’ve been away from this site for so long, but it’s summer and I’m lazy and I just got back from a family vacation. Mostly it’s the lazy part but for the last 10 days I’ve been completely away … Continued

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It’s all Downhill from Here
1 Feb 2016

It’s all Downhill from Here

by Rodney Lacroix | posted in: family, vacation | 0

First up, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching so it would probably be a good time to go get your loved one a book of mine because you will get banged SO HARD you guys. True story. Okay. Now that that’s … Continued

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