Hey. Wassup.
Some updates and info on where I’ve been, what I’ve been doing and who I’ve been doing it to.
Humor, he writes. Small thing, big package.
Some updates and info on where I’ve been, what I’ve been doing and who I’ve been doing it to.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I call BULLSHIT. Well, actually, I hope it’s not bullshit because it appears that the last time I was here to post anything was back in November. I don’t even remember November but I … Continued
OH. MY. GOD. I’ve been off this site for so long I had forgotten how to log in to it. Luckily, some hackers in Europe were kind enough to reset my password for me in exchange for my ATM PIN … Continued
OHMYGOD I AM SO SORRY. I apologize for not posting here in a very long time. I’ve been having issues with the site that I’m pretty sure have something to do with the software it’s running on. As a side … Continued
Everyone knows that one of the greatest joys of parenting is being able to embarrass your child in public. I take great pride in making my children as uncomfortable as possible as often as possible because it better prepares them … Continued
It’s time. I’m going to be taking a couple of weeks off for the holidays, so I thought I’d leave you all with my version of the classic Holiday Letter that everyone hates. I hope you all have a fantastic … Continued
WARNING THIS POST MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK AND HAS CARTOON DEPICTIONS OF NOOKIE STUFF AND ALSO ELVES. ******************* It’s that time of year when Shelf Elves make their annual appearance. For those of you who luckily have NO … Continued
WARNING: If you are sensitive to bouts of blasphemy then you should probably skip this post. Also, why are you here? Are you lost? ********************* I’m not sure when it all started, but my family never puts a normal angel … Continued
Before I start this post I need to add a disclaimer here that when I told my ex-wife I was writing this post, she made me promise that I would also sufficiently shit on the company that spawned it. I … Continued